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Resolutions with a difference

by Reverend G Smith January 11, 2026

 A wise man was asked how to live a happy fulfilling life. 'Be sure to Lie, Cheat, Drink, Swear and Steal', he replied

  1. LIE - Lie back and relax and let a bit more life happen to you without so much worry
  2. CHEAT - Cheat failure. Don't be afraid to try something new because you think you might fail. It is through failure that we learn the most valuable lessons
  3. Drink - Drink from the fountain of knowledge. Many people have already been down the roads you are about to travel. Learn from mistakes they have made. Take what they've learned and use it
  4. Swear - Swear to do your best, all the time, in every situation. That is all anybody will ever ask.
  5. STEAL - Steal a little time for God. Every day take time to develop your relationship and feel the love and support.